Inaugural camera phone picture

The sticky reads: "I think people in relationships are hot."

Kudos to the sender for going all multimedia on us.

This is why.

Many a wise woman or man has observed that the internet needs a breathalyzer.

Not anymore.

All those late-night, hopelessly emo posts you might have made to your blog? Now they can go here. Anonymously.

Thinking about IMing your ex after you put away that magnum of cheap cabernet? Don't do it! Send that IM to us instead.

Did you compose a raving email to the former friend who stole your ladyfriend away? Don't stir up drama by sending it straight to the guilty party. Send it to us instead; here, the whole world can sympathize, and you can remain safely unknown, unseen, behind the pretty curtain of internet anonymity.

You know you've done it. You know you'll do it again. Typing while drunk.

It's a dangerous interweb out there. We're here to make it a little safer.